and this is the most badass thing i’ll see this month probably

and this is the most badass thing i’ll see this month probably

Feeling like I just won at life

Went to Wendys to order some dollar menu nuggets, baked potato, and lemonade.

Came away with all that, a free frosty, and 2 free large single stack burger combos

winning, winning, winning

pajustz:

Very Wordy Heroes - by joshmirm

(Source: insanelygaming)

Motorists can disregard red-light camera tickets in L.A.

Motorists who get tickets under the city’s controversial red-light camera program can shrug them off, Los Angeles officials agreed Monday. That was one of the few points of consensus to emerge from a three-hour City Council committee hearing on the future of the much-debated photo enforcement system. The session ended with a recommendation to stop issuing citations at the end of the month and “phase out” the program. Richard M. Tefank, executive director of the city’s Board of Police Commissioners, told the Budget and Finance Committee that the tickets are part of a “voluntary payment program” without sanctions for those who fail to submit fines.

YES! EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS!

(Source: tumblangeles)

On Stranger Tides is a forced sequel solely existing to make another quick million. I have never sat in a theatre painfully waiting—for 141 mins no less—until a movie got better. The plot is convoluted, the subplots contrived, and, worst of all, the trademark score never matched what was happening on screen in a totally unsettling way (i.e. Jack’s running on the beach and no one’s chasing him—CUE THE VIOLINS!).
Needed to hear this, AMEN
Neil:our 20's are gonna be all about making our careers fucking awesome
Neil:the rest will fall into place
Neil:thats why im not worrying...