Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.– Steve Carell (via pajustz)
Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be...– Russell Brand (via ineedafavor)
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make...– William Gibson (via littleorphanammo)
If you play or have played in a rock/electro/loud...
blogsbytom: wear earplugs. Trust me, you do not want to be deaf by 20. And it’s stupid to say that you can’t hear your music well with them on. Listen, if you can’t play your own songs consistently well, even with slight sound insulation on, that sounds like a personal problem to me. Pristine hearing is awesome. Always being told to turn shit down isn’t. Just sayin’.
What is this? Horseville? ‘Cause I’m surrounded by naysayers! Word play!– Tracy Jordan / 30 Rock (S03 x E16 “Apollo, Apollo”)
Motorists can disregard red-light camera tickets... →
Motorists who get tickets under the city’s controversial red-light camera program can shrug them off, Los Angeles officials agreed Monday. That was one of the few points of consensus to emerge from a three-hour City Council committee hearing on the future of the much-debated photo enforcement system. The session ended with a recommendation to stop issuing citations at the end of the month and...
3 am phone call: "Hey are you asleep?"
“NO, I’M FUCKIN’ SKYDIVING”
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I’m still waiting for a University of Florida masturbation scandal so we...– Reddit commentor ShakeGetInHere
Can the news stop attaching “-gate” to any scandal? Watergate was the name of a hotel, that’s it. Adding “gate” to a word doesn’t make it sound any more scandalous. PHONE HACKING SCANDAL SOUNDS BETTER AND MORE INFORMATIVE THAN “HACKGATE.” I guess you gotta drive clickthroughs and attract viewers somehow. Hey remember that one time when Nixon...